antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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babyangelcastiel:

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though 

#god it better not be a trilogy

(Source: megaman2, via idontseeher)

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taurus-tendencies:


Taurus is highly aware and sensible.  People say Taureans are know it alls—and they’re right.  You see, Taurus doesn’t bother to speak unless their words are of value, fact and wisdom.  You can be a know it all too if you spoke on topics you knew well.  This is why when a Taurus gives you advice—you should listen to it.  Nevertheless, people underestimate Taurus’ intelligence and wisdom.  This leaves Taurus left saying—”I told you so.”  

This is so true it’s scary. I am constantly giving out the good ole, “I told you so”. 

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

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pewdesrobbazgurl:

all about perspective
totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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